Christian Bale & Kermit the Frog: What the hell do they have in common? A lot. (KIsP)
Nicole Richie denies obvious eating disorder. (CS)
Jude Law bemoans his Adonis-like gorgeousness. (CB)
Kate Moss’ stylist gave her grey highlights. (Yeeeah!)
Kim Kardashian is so “SUPER SEXY & EDGY!” (LS)
Jessica Simpson knows all about fake orgasms. (SOMG)
Rush Limbaugh does Lady Gaga. What the hell? (GB)
Oprah takes on that douchebag, Jay Leno. (AG)
Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX Yep… porn version. (Heeb)
Matthew McConaughey wears a tuxedo on the beach. (PB)
Johnny Depp turned down by London schoolteacher. (BBC)
The Difference Between Girls and Guys: A forthright equation. (SFW)
