Mystery Ass: Heading towards a firming workout. (HT)
La Lohan misses out on $150,000 as paid escort. (CS)
Sandra Bullock burned her crotch for romantic cause. (CB)
Snoop Dogg: Intergalactic renaissance man. (Lolebrity)
Humunga-stache: Get your dog a ’70s porn ‘stache. (OMGB)
Megan Fox: Sexy in non-speaking commercial role. (POTP)
Tila Tequila compares self to Natasha Richardson? Nice. (LS)
Kevin Smith’s humiliation via Southwest airlines. (SOMG)
Lucy “Xena Warrior Princess” Lawless topless pics. (AG)
“We Are the World” Remake Video: It’s out there. (GB)
Jon Kortajarena: Just because he is damn cute! (PB)
Mel Gibson Mashups: With danceable house beat. (Heeb)
The 13 Worst Fictional Corporations To Work For: Hey, Ghostbusting would be a kickass job. (TR)
