Mystery Ass: This one is frighteningly easy. (WWTDD)
Marilyn Manson blows Swine Flu snot rockets at fans. (CS)
Gwyneth Paltrow gives “illuminating” financial advice to peasants. Gooptastic! (CB)
La Lohan debuts her new slutty leggings line. (Yeeeah!)
Amy Winehouse makes like Joaquin & raps horribly. (WIMB)
Elizabeth Smart speaks about ordeal for first time. (GB)
Christina Ricci gets no ‘do & wears tight jeans. (SOMG)
U.N. Gets One Right: Strange things are afoot! (Heeb)
Kanye & Gaga’s Fame Kills tour killed by fame. (AG)
MTV Wastes Money On Crap: How much? (PB)
Britney Spears is starting to slip into crazy again. (TB)
15 Of The Best Horror Comedies: Agreeing with 1/3 of the list but loving the inclusion of Dr. Venkman & posse. (IGN)
