Teens on MySpace: From prostitution rings to pervert high school principals. (QuizLaw)
Jenna Jameson doesn’t like it when people ask about her deteriorating looks and hooha surgery. (The Blemish)
The Olsen Twins drink milkshakes and pretend they’re about to eat burgers. (CityRag)
Paris Hilton’s ass goiter scared away the Easter bunny. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)
Britney Spears has so much to look forward to in these stories of bankrupt celebrities who used to be millionaires. (Celebitchy)
Marcia Gay Harden preaches the advantages of “hot sex” in a marriage. (Glitterati)
Grindhouse doesn’t suck even though YOU* think it does. (Evil Beet)
*The collective YOU who will cause our theatres to be forever filled with total crap such Will Ferrell in tights. (. . . And yes, this includes YOU.)
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So Grindhouse is worth seeing is what you are saying?
We haven’t seen Grindhouse yet, but we’re kinda curious about this ourselves. We plan to get the HD-DVD as soon as it becomes available and watch it at our leisure in Hi-Def without cousins of Zed behind us smacking their Jujube’s.
Again…I think Jenna’s on the Posh trip.
The cheekbones…
The hair…
The eating disorder…