Mystery Legs: Whose impeccable stems are these? (UMC)
Donald Trump is too sexy for his third-rate hooker. (CS)
Tom Cruise loses out on MI4 but still has Photoshop! (CB)
Jennifer Morrison vs. Paula Abdul: Call it, friend-o. (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter & the Sex Mask: Fox Mulder. Hee. (IBBB)
***cock: Not your average superhero. (SOMG)
Gisele Bundchen is always pretty much naked. (DR)
Keanu Reeves: Not bad but still infinitely doable. (WIMB)
Listen up! No one puts Lily Allen in a corner. (PB)
Michelle Obama Fists Barbara Walters: Um, gross. (GG)
Kate Moss vs. Beyonce: Dueling weaves. (lolebrity)
Seal lacks critical thinking skills; is a douchebag. (GB)
Amy Winehouse goes commando at $2 million gig. (POTP)
Duffy cockblocks Amy Winehouse, but Johnny Rotten knocks her down a few levels. (RR)
14 Songs That Shouldn’t Ever Be Played In A Bar. (HT)
Victoria’s Secret Thongs: The Law of Unexpected Consequences. (KIsP)
