Angelina & Brad Did Not Split: If this rumour persists, I just may have to pull a Chris Crocker. (People)
Flashback To 1978: Featuring a nude supermodel. (CS)
Sean Penn, unsurprisingly, is still a total dick. 
(CB)
Bruce Willis will cure us from all this lameness! (PB)
Christina Ricci can’t overcome the sheer logistics of midget-giant copulation. (Yeeeah!)
Rihanna’s hair stylist just might be high. (AG)
Ozzy: Not exactly peeing on The Alamo, but close. (GB)
Christian Bale: Before he was f*cking famous. (SOMG)
10 Best Music Videos Of The 80s: All but one! (Pajiba)
Malin Akerman is partying at ground level. (Ayyyy!)
Top 17 Situations To Avoid If You Find Yourself Starring In A Horror Movie: Avoid sex? As if. (MF)
