Oceans Thirteen: Lack of foreplay and a highly-charged, self-important climax. (Pajiba)
Mickey Rourke: Not exactly a fine wine. (Celebrity Smack)
Eminem says his new album includes a song about screwing Mariah Carey. (Celebitchy)
The C-String: A headband for your nether regions. (KiSP)
Jennifer Aniston and her male whore perform separate walks of shame. (Glitterati)
Donald Trump will now have the run of a reality show full of debutantes. (Evil Beet)
Celebrity Pregnancies: Who’s expecting, who’s not, and who’s “trying.” (CityRag)
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turn 21 year old and finally order non-virgin cocktails. (IBBB)
Jessica Simpson is single-minded, tireless, resolute, indefatigable, and totally over. (Tasteful Society)
Gwen Stefani promotes convoluted fragrance with simple name. (Celeb Warship)
Matthew McConaughey asked movie extras to show him some girl-on-girl action. They did.
(The Blemish)
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