Mystery Ass: Known to be a bit hostile. Heh. (UMC)
Leighton Meister’s ex-bf releases their sex tape. (CS)
Sacha Baron Choen’s Bruno: A well-endowed bull. (CB)
Robert Pattinson flees flock of teenage girls, dashes into NYC street & gets clipped by a cab. (GB)
Ed Westwick: Before he was famous. (SOMG)
Courtney Love just can’t get that album together. (PB)
Cooter Flashing turns to art next to French words. (AG)
The Proposal: Betty White “closes the deal, takes your money, and fucks your husband.” (Pajiba)
Princess Eugenie or Princess Beatrice: Neither? (Ayyyy!)
Jennifer Aniston went on a real date with Brad Two. (TB)
Megan Fox vs. Angelina Jolie: Finally, an actual comparison chart. (Cracked)
The 7 Greatest Robots of the Pre-Modern World: Leonardo Da Vinci’s terminator & Louis XVI’s sex bot? (TR)
