Christina Aguilera poops sparkles. Seriously. (CS)
DNA Evidence finally clears JonBenet Ramsey’s family. (CB)
Pamela Anderson is gung-ho for the penal colony. (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter is a cock-sucking whore. (IBBB)
Jake Gyllenhaal is sooo wasted, dude! (LARag)
Victoria Beckham vs. RuPaul: The battle for Posh. (CR)
Cristian de la Fuente is totally banging a cow. (SOMG)
John Mayer: Cockblocked by the camera phone. (GB)
Beyonce’s horrific Madame Tussauds wax figure. (PB)
Tobey McGuire thinks he’s Spidey in real life. (POTP)
Someone should show these athletes how to blog. (DR)
Tara Reid gets her Jeff Spicoli on, bud. (IDWYL)
Soccer Referee: Gets drunk; engages in foreplay. (DB)
Hollywood’s (Alleged) Hero Deficit: Fact or fiction? (HT)
Refreshing the Bangable Celebrities list. Pick five. Go see mine. (Pajiba)
