Mystery Ass: Sunbathing topless in Ibiza. (Yeeeah!)
If Katie Holmes is pregnant, she can’t have sex (no problem there) or poop without CO$ approval. (CB)
Salma Hayek’s boobs attend Puss in Boots photocall. (TB)
GOOP grows her own salvia. Miley is jealous! (INMF)
Hayden Panettiere: No longer having giant sex. (SOMG)
Owen Wilson & Adrian Brody have a “nose off.” (CS)
Kirstie Alley claims to wear a size 4 to 6 now. (AG)
George Clooney: Man who stares at a chicken. (lolebrity)
Bar Refaeli & Leonardo DiCaprio won’t bang anymore. (POTP)
Heidi Montag claims she needed a break from Hollywood, not the other way around. (PB)
