Demi Moore: Wanna see the pre-Photoshop version? (AG)
Rihanna = Love child of Whitney Houston & Carrot Top. (CS)
Hot Man Buffet at the Screen Actors Guild awards. (CB)
Lily Allen needs more pants. A closet full of them. (Yeeeah!)
NSFW Hilarious Madonna & Jesus Luz Outtake: Peen alert in full force though. (OMGB)
Frozen Sundance Review: Can’t wait to see this movie. (CM)
Joaquin Phoenix: Brilliant, Bowie-level musical genius? (LS)
Robert Pattinson declares love for Team Jacob! (SOMG)
“Perfect Strangers,” Seattle edition = Dance of Joy! (Heeb)
Shauna Sand’s sex tape joins, not beats them. (PB)
Milla Jovovich’s kid will make some dentist rich(er). (GB)
Escape From Scientology Land: The curse of John Travolta’s evil dreadlock. (LG)
