Mystery Jumpers: Seriously, what the hell? (UMC)
Amy Winehouse doesn’t take her top off. Yay! (CS)
Isn’t It Bromantic? Don’t ya think? (CB)
U.S. of Tara: Does Diablo Cody deliver? (PB)
“The City” is even worse than “The Hills.” WTF? (IBBB)
John Mayer wants to be Mariah Carey. (SOMG)
Zooey Deschanel sorta recovers indie cred. (POTP)
Katie Price & Peter Andre are rather obscene. (GB)
Angelina Jolies uterus has been condemned? (TB)
Speilberg, Warhol & Jagger walk into a hotel room. (BB)
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s v. successful ass. (IDWYL)
Happy Anniversorry to the Heigl husband. (WIMB)
Eva Longoria isn’t gonna take your crap, mister! (AG)
Giorgio Armani v. Daniel Craig: Yes, considerably. (Ayyyy!)
Marijuana Stories of the Rich & Famous: Got doobage? (CR)
A History Of Star Trek Porn, With Clips [NSFW]: To Boldly Go There. (io9)
