Golden Globes Highlights + Best/Worst Dressed. (CB)
Megan Fox confuses “ego” & “being an asshole.” (CS)
Mickey Rourke can’t find his, uh, junk. (Ayyyy!)
I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again! (IBBB)
Nicole Kidman’s crazy, ethereal camel toe. (LAR)
Katie Holmes rushes to loser husband’s side. (SOMG)
Rihanna begins Operation Penis Surveillance. (POTP)
Prince Harry is sorry to be a total racist. (GB)
Ryan Seacrest now cries himself to sleep. (WIMB)
Kim Kardashian brags about something new. (AG)
Lady Gaga finally claws her way to the top. (PB)
Jack Sparrow can do anything better. (KIsP)
Zac Efron tries to grab your girlfriend’s boob. (DR)
South Park’s Top 24 Cartman Moments: Respect my authoritah! (HS)
