Obama Action Figure: What the fuckity fuck? (CS)
Heather Mills: One-legged MILF braggadochio. (CB)
Miley Cyrus tries to prove Iron Maiden fandom. (WIMB)
Jeremy Piven is the biggest dick in the world. (TB)
Courteney Cox for Tampax: Pre-fame goods. (SOMG)
YOOOO WHY WON’T YOU LET KANYE WEST BE GREAT!!! Dude needs capslock rehab. (POTP)
Mariah Carey thinks she’s presidential stuff. (AG)
Morrissey hates Posh Spice, Naked Chef, You. (GB)
Patrick McDempsey gets his McRacing suit on. (PB)
Tom Cruise is Skeletor, Evil Lord of Destruction. (CR)
Rihanna keeps her orbs in a drawstring pouch. (Ayyyy!)
Trent Reznor (video) likes to repeatedly say, “big titties” onstage. (YT)
