After Matthew McConaughey heaves huge rocks into the ocean. Result! (Celebitchy)
Bonnie and Clyde invite you to reenact their crimes. (Glitterati)
Nicole Richie is completely fucked up, no doubt. (Celebrity Smack)
Katie Holmes wants to have . . . look, it’s really Suri With The Fringe. (The Blemish)
Britney Spears holds a child. Check out her bodyguard’s accessories. (Evil Beet)
Ashton Kutcher with two chicks on his arms. (IBBB)
Retro advertisements: Some things never really change. (Curmudgeonly & Skeptical)
