Jon Stewart News: Sadly, this is not an announcement for Elmopalooza II. (POTP)
Victoria Beckham just acquired an official reason to look miserable. (Celebrity Smack)
Brad Pitt: It will cost you $5 for a piece of his ass. Angelina not included. (Celebitchy)
Viggo Mortensen is tipped as a winner. (Ayyyy!)
Katie Holmes really sucks at taking pictures. (IBBB)
George Clooney has a cocktail waitress with benefits. (The Blemish)
Billy Bob Thornton is a wannabe psycho. (Daily Stab)
Joe Francis wants Vanessa Hudgens for GGW. (Hollywood Offender)
The Greatest Trilogy Of All Time. The man has a point. (Pajiba)
