Elisha Cuthbert is a clavicular slut. (UMC)
Tatum O’Neal’s not-so-awesome drug aliba. (CS)
Ryan Reynolds wants you to stop checking out ScarJo’s rack. (CB)
Megan Fox: Not impressed with Rainn Wilson’s Japanese underwear. (Ayyyy!)
Audrina Patridge has a striped vagina. (IBBB)
John Mayer gets cozy with the Friends. (SOMG)
Kristin Davis is nothing like Charlotte York. (GB)
Chris Rock’s wisdom for Christina Aguilera. (WIMB)
Kurt Cobain’s ashes stolen from Courtney Love. (GG)
Lydia Hearst goes for a Hearst-Hilton catfight. (RR)
Celebrity Upskirts: Dos, Don’ts, & Gaaaaah! (CR)
Naomi Campbell is totally going bald. (POTP)
MK of Popbytes scored great piccies at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. (PB)
Sharon Stone got fired from Dior for those shitty remarks about the China quake. (TI)
