Oooh, lookie! Mystery ass on a fire hydrant. (TB)
Elizabeth Taylor remains dazzlingly fabulous. (CS)
When Benji Madden said Paris Hilton is “Pure,” was he referring to the Vegas nightclub? (CB)
Daniel Craig sizzles in Quantum of Shirtless. (Ayyyy!)
Ashley Tisdale in a pair of fuck-me boots. (IDWYL)
Madonna & Guy Ritchie are doing just great! (SOMG)
Celebrities Without Makeup: Yep, they’re just like us. (PB)
Name The Celeb Tattoo: Who has what… where? (CR)
Scientists Say Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013. (DR)
Getting punched by Amy Winehouse is a privilege. (GG)
Sandra Bernhardt disses Gwyneth & Madonna. (GB)
WALL-E will turn you into a puddle of goo. (Pajiba)
NSFW Sting’s ass comes with a hefty carbon footprint. (KIsP)
Donald Trump feels sorry for the con artist that Anne Hathaway dumped. (POTP)
Not for even the slightly squeamish. This is a completely off-topic and truly horrifying tale that will freak your shit out. (NY)
