George Clooney: Henceforth, he shall be known to all as “Captain Herp.” (WIMB)
La Lohan has resorted to stalking ex in London. (CS)
Angelina & Brad: The most hilarious fiction yet. (CB)
Kristen Stewart, still stoned, photo shoots. (Yeeeah!)
Megan Fox: The memory that’ll haunt her forever. (TB)
Jessica Biel & her magic booty look less manly. (AG)
Michelle Pfeiffer totally had it going on. Damn! (KiSP)
Julia Roberts really thinks she’d shit herself. (GB)
Drew Barrymore: So, who’s she banging now? (PB)
Woody Allen just made a quick $5 million. (Jewssip)
Another Celebrity Marriage bites the dust. (SOMG)
Mariah Carey signs autograph for hubby. (Ayyyy!)
Kourtney Kardashian: A personal encounter. (HG)
The 20 Sexiest Ugly People: Including Mickey Rourke & Steve Buscemi. (Nerve)
