Jewel Kilcher. Tom Arnold. Oooh, awkward. (UMC)
The delicious Clive Owen annoys Julia Roberts and gets paid for it. (CS)
Ann Coulter (NSFW): A topless illustration in a WSJ parody. (CB)
Zombie Strippers: Which came first — the zombies or the strippers? (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter: 3 out of 4 dysfunctional families agree. (IBBB)
Tori Spelling in a new movie with two cute guys. (PB)
Zac Efron talks about HSM4 and that chick. (SOMG)
Paris Hilton’s parents want her married off. (GB)
Kanye West talks about his boob fetish. (POTP)
All the dirt that we’re too lazy to cover. (WS)
L.A. to New York City in 4 Minutes: A time-lapse video.(CR)
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes: Not all sunshine & cupcakes. (HO)
The Best 15 Seasons of the Past 20 Years: Season 2 of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” (Pajiba)




















