Pete Doherty: Hot Slut Of The Month! (DL)
George Clooney’s call girl girlfriend must have no sense of humor. (CS)
Ryan Phillippe gets lucky on Jimmy Kimmel. (CB)
Madonna is so fucking deluded. (Ayyyy!)
All The Dirt we’re too lazy to cover. (WS)
Scientology: Breaking up families since 1966. (1SB)
Gisele Bundchen’s butt spackler. (WIMB)
Christina Ricci wants a bigger ass. (HO)
Jay Leno apologizes to gay people (POTP). Then, he gets all up in David Beckham’s underwear. (GB)
Brad Pitt is the new Robert Redford. (CR)
Gerard Butler has staked his claim. (DR)
Denise Richards & Heather Lockler: Shape Off! (PB)
Supermodels: Just as neurotic as normal chicks. (GQ)
Vegas: It’s More than Just Boobies. Really! (Pajiba)
