Amy Winehouse, clearly, still has it. (PB)
So, who is Sienna Miller banging now? (CB)
Elvira frightens Chicago geekboys real good. (CS)
Hunchbacks Of The Runway: WTF? (Ayyyy!)
Christina Aguilera is an attention whore + how to look like Matt Damon. (IBBB)
Scott Weiland: Cccchh-www-thhsptttt. Genius! (RR)
Even Katherine Heigl’s cleavage is annoying. (DR)
Anne Hathaway: The Snitch Wears Prada? (LAR)
Courtney Love is such a hot commodity. (SOMG)
DMX tries to beat Pete Doherty’s arrest record. (POTP)
Prince Harry goes commando for the army. (GB)
Heidi Montag compares herself to Jesus Christ. (WIMB)
John Mayer gives Jennifer Aniston a gimp arm. (IDWYL)
Will Smith is just a Crypto-Scientologist, y’all. (GG)
Frequent commenter Jvon finally watches Showgirls & blames it on me! (Jvon)
