Republican Celebs List: Ooh, Dwayne Johnson. (Pajiba)
Kevin Federline tells his side of the story, yo. (CS)
Condi Rice hangs with Queen Elizabeth II. (CB)
Scarlett Johansson’s skirts Eva Mendes. (Ayyyy!)
12 Days of Failure Model Chick in a pear tree. (IBBB)
Another Hilton Sex Scandal: Just orgylicious. (POTP)
John Mayer tries to hide Aniston’s nipples. (DR)
David Beckham picks his nose w/o an assistant. (LAR)
AnnaLynne McCord means to show her pussy. (SOMG)
51st Grammy Award Noms: No Kanye tantrum yet. (PB)
Eva Longoria & Mario Lopez do foreplay. (IDWYL)
Victoria Beckham gives stationery to her sons. (GB)
Jessica Simpson pretends to read a book (AG)
Noel Gallagher says drugs are “fucking brilliant.” (RR)
12 Best Movie Revenge Scenes: “Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.” (GD)
