Jack Nicholson gets styled by Victoria Beckham’s roboboobs. (CS)
Ryan Phillippe is such a playa. (Celebitchy)
Ashton Kutcher: Why did the chicken visit Hollywood? (Ayyyy!)
Jennifer Aniston may be having a Pittiful Christmas. (PB)
Kiefer Sutherland is in jail. Now the terrorists have really won. (GB)
Harriet Carter: Death, Diddle, Decorate. (IBBB)
Blade Runner: The Final Cut is even better than the theatrical version. (Pajiba)
Eva Mendes goes naked for PETA. (POTP)
All the gossip automagically appears in one place. (WS)
Owen Wilson totally put a coke can in his pants. (EB)
Is Rumer Willis really the daughter of David Hasselhoff? (MS)
