How To Pick Up Dames Like “Mad Men”: If only. (OMGB)
Rosanna Arquette grosses us out in see-thru shirt. (SOMG)
La Lohan’s crackodile tears earn her 90 days in jail + 90 more in rehab. (CB)
Joe Francis finds woman stupid enough to marry him. (CS)
Lady Gaga or Hilary Clinton inflatable sex doll? (Yeeeah!)
Heidi Montag to reverse plastic surgery? Haaa. (POTP)
Kate Hudson’s nympho ass can’t be without a man. (GB)
Gwen Stefani, oddly, has decided it’s “Hammer Time.” (AG)
Prince declares internet dead. We’re still here. (PB)
Saved! is an underappreciated gem you might love. (PJ)
“The Jersey Shore” previews adventures of syphilis. (IBBB)
A Guide To Evil Dictator Facial Hair: Hitler, Stalin & Hussein. (PC)
