“America’s Next Top Model”: Seriously, what the hell is this crap? (IBBB)
Portia de Rossi: Is she hot or not? (CS)
Ashton Kutcher continues his “Punk’d” era. (CB)
Kenny G. fancies himself as Trent Reznor for the sax crowd. (Ayyyy!)
Vanity Fair’s full photo spread of babedacious, sorta-funny chicks. (PB)
Paranoid Park: Dostoevsky in a halfpipe. (Pajiba)
Natalie Portman = Bored Shitless. (WIMB)
Jenna Jameson is turning Japanese Chinese. (GB)
Robert Downey Jr. is in blackface. (The Blemish)
Amy Winehouse is cracked out and infected. (POTP)
James Haven really ought to funnel his maternal instincts into a chihuahua. (HO)
