The Daily Mail takes time off from scrutinizing starlet knees to steal from bloggers. (CB)
Chris Noth’s Mr. Big: Hottest. Pervert. Ever. (CS)
The Hat That Ate Leicesster Square. (Ayyyy!)
Donna Martin Masturbates! What? (IBBB)
Tara Reid wears a bikini. She never learns. (TB)
Tommy Lee, in an uphill battle, fails to impregnate Jane Fonda. (SOMG)
Victoria Beckham is eating for two? Gotta feed the silicone, I guess. (PB)
Tila Tequila: Fugly bitch with a hot body. (POTP)
Sienna Miller is embarrassed by all 900 of her nude scenes. (GB)
Bill O’Reilly likes to fuck it & do it live. (DR)
Tom Cruise and his date with David Beckham. (HO)
Soon, you too can lick Frank Sinatra’s eyeballs. (KIsP)
Steampunk goes mainstream. Allen Quartermain wants his childhood back. (Flea)
Frontiers: This time, let’s blame Sarkozky for the blood and viscera. (Pajiba)
Top 10 Bond Villains: What, Le Chiffre and his bleeding eye don’t matter? (Guardian)
