Mystery Ass de jour. You’re welcome. (UMC)
Poo Diddy: Oh, yeah. Now he’s down in it. (CS)
Jessica Simpson worships her bodily functions. (CB)
Two-Headed Fashion & terrifying face masks. (Ayyyy!)
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt scare children. (IBBB)
DJ AM & Travis Barker critical after plane crash. (PB)
William “The Shat” Shatner owns J.J. Abrams. (SOMG)
Mila Kunis is a gravy train with biscuit wheels. (DR)
Shia LeBeouf can eat a dick. Permission granted. (TB)
Poor Lauren Conrad lost her mustache. (IDWYL)
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen: Bitch fight! (WIMB)
Tyra Banks as Snow White: Egotistical wench. (Yeeeah!)
Paris Hilton defies the very laws of physics. (GB)
Pamela Anderson and her new albino. WTF? (POTP)
Here Come the Girls: Rachel McAdams. (MM)
Bono is a space cowboy straddling the line. (KIsP)
Which singer got shit-faced drunk & partied with Anne Hathaway? (CR)
50 Incredible Film Posters From Poland: I’d seen a lot of these already but never in one place. (WM)
