Lily Allen is, well, topless on the beach. Duh! (TB)
John Mayer scares kids for a good cause. (CS)
Tom Cruise will blow you for a good review. (CB)
Justin Bobby is hung like the dwarf planet Pluto. (IBBB)
Tom Cruise leaps out of self for Kimmel. (SOMG)
Victoria Beckham now has a damn mullet. (POTP)
Lohan & Samantha go Xmas shopping. (PB)
Lucy Lawless still prefers the Xena underneath. (Ayyyy!)
Kate Hudson still bangs loves her exes. (GB)
Bai Ling: Cute, fun, & just crazy as hell. (WIMB)
Stephanie Seymour’s boobs could melt icebergs. (DR)
Which Douchebag compares sex to Journey song? (AG)
Avril Lavigne has no fucking idea at all, really. (IDWYL)
Best Celebrity Cameltoes 2008: Everything’s relative! (CR)
The Year In Awful Band Names: Funk In the Trunk? The Gothsicles? Lasers And Fast And Shit? (AVC)
