Mystery Ass: This one just loves to show it off. (HT)
Nicole Kidman smiles w/the assistance of her hands. (CS)
Demi & Ashton show off their foreplay online. (CB)
Tiger Woods keeps getting hit where it counts. (Yeeeah!)
Nicole Richie & Joel Madden’s “Addams Family.” (LS)
Morgan Freeman: Before he was famous. (SOMG)
Sex in the City 2: Ugliest poster ever? (AG)
La Lohan unleashes her inner faux-humanitarian. (GB)
Sara Paxton does the see-through thing. (TB)
Cristiano Ronaldo, those earring have just got to go. (PB)
Lisa Lamanelli wishes you a Happy Hannukah w/a bunch of black dildos. (Heeb)
Pee Wee’s Playhouse: This movie news deserves a “pervs that masturbate in theaters” joke. (MTV)
14 Great TV Screenshots From Sports: The last one is priceless. (BH)
