Amy Winepuss & many other costumed dogs/cats. (PB)
Barack Obama Chia Pet: Racist! Scandal! (CS)
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Ms. Eating Disorder 2009? (WIMB)
Robert Pattinson on the fickle bitch that is fame. (CB)
Mel Gibson fists a furry beaver but, oddly, shows absolutely no bulge in crotch area. (SOMG)
Monica Cruz vs. Penelope Cruz: The only thing missing is a pudding-filled wrestling ring. (Yeeeah!)
Rumer Willis grabs herself a pretty hot piece of ass. (AG)
Jenny Slate “fucks” her way into stardom. (Heeb)
Jessica Alba & her predictably adorable cherub. (GB)
Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig will hold for your call. (TB)
25 Awesome Dirty Car Window Drawings: Don’t you wish your girlfriend was this dirty? (HT)
