Mystery Ass: A rookie in this category. (Yeeeah!)
Adam “MCA” Yauch, a Beastie Boy, gives some Ill Communication on cancer diagnosis. (CS)
Gwyneth Paltrow’s goopiness ruffled over ScarJo. (CB)
Megan Fox pretends she’s not hanging w/boyfriend. (AG)
Gerard Butler, Katherine Heigl & the bomb? (SOMG)
Crack Whore Lesbian Jealousy: It’s a bitch. (GB)
500 Days of Summer “successfully captures that helpless uncertainty attendant to a new relationship — the overwhelming need to pin it down, to label it, to gain a sense of security, to know that what he or she is feeling is not fleeting. (Pajiba)
Bernie Madoff is merely a walking compost pile. (Heeb)
Cyndi Lauper channels her inner poodle. (PB)
Female Celebrities In Tuxedos: Guess who? (Ayyyy!)
25 Child Stars Become Adults: The Good, the Bad, and the Who? (RT)
