Cristiano Ronaldo is fast. Very fast. (GB)
Johnny Depp: Hottest. Cheekbones. Ever. (CS)
Dr. Drew pretty much calls Dr. Phil a hack. (Celebitchy)
Rosie O’Donnell & Elizabeth Hasselback: Just like the Palestinians and the Israelis. (Ayyyy!)
Lindsay Lohan examines the contents of her crotch. (MS)
Tyra Banks is so full yet so empty. Like a bulimic. (IBBB)
Kerri Russell & Ricki Lake = Bitch Fight. (WIMB)
Glenn Close goes for the money shot. (PB)
Katie Holmes is pretty damn insane. (HO)
Kim Kardashian’s ass is no longer noteworthy. (POTP)
The Bucket List is about as tender as a crappy John Mayer song. (Pajiba)
Prince of Political Earwax: US presidential candidates need grooming too. (LG)
