Dear Santa: We want Vince Vaughn back. (Pajiba)
Chris Klein: Douche thinks he’s Jack Nicholson. (CB)
Sean Penn & LaLohan? Bitch just wants a job. (CS)
No More Whopper? You’ve been punk’d, bitch. (IBBB)
Jessica Alba: Campari photoshopping revealed. (POTP)
A Twisted Sister Christmas: Truly horrifying. (SOMG)
Cristiano Ronaldo: Ooh, let’s import that one too. (PB)
Owen Wilson didn’t want to be the asshole. (AG)
Guess Who also wants to be Wonder Woman? (GB)
Victoria Beckham Shocker! Tits aren’t real either. (Flea)
Katy Perry: This shit is bananas. F.A.K.E. (DR)
Hilary Duff’s bizarre lip-plumping tactic. (Ayyyy!)
Kate Moss gets slightly raunchy for China. (LAR)
AnnaLynne McCord likes them French fried potaters. Mmhmm. (IDWYL)
Liam Gallagher dedicates song to “the lady boy from Aerosmith.” (RR)
100 of the Best One Liners of Film: Concise, witty, and plagued by ambiguity. (AMOG)
