‘Allo mates! Currently working on the latest Doherty Diety Report, which I know thrills you all to pieces. The little bugger is time-consuming, so I’m referring you to a few laughables:

Lindsay Lohan got served with lawsuit papers while she was strolling down the red carpet. Now that’s what I call due process. (Celebitchy)

Vince Vaughn is going to sue everyone. Good luck with that. (Glitterati Gossip)

Once upon a time, an idiot guy made a deal with his girlfriend that if his site got 5 million hits, she’d have a threesome with him and a predetermined chick. HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA! (Don Surber)

It’s that time again: Go drool over the Hawkeye Hoosegow Incarcerated Bitch of the week. (Iowahawk)

Aporia Regarding Justin Timberlake: The academics have spoken, and it ain’t pretty. (Hatemonger’s Quarterly)

How does a girl distinguish between a stalker and a fucking foot freak? (1 Girl, 4 Martinis)

Bruce Willis is feeling sooper celebratory, and Demi and Ashton showed up for the festivities. (Popbytes)

Let us pause for a Matthew McConaughey moment:

(Picture on right from Molly Good, who confirms visibility of junk.)