Claire Danes: One loose blouse + No bra = Total boob slip. (Celebitchy)
Denise Richards in a bikini and looking for attention. (The Blemish)
Zed’s Not Dead, Baby. No word on the gimp. (Celebrity Smack)
Sexiest Ladies from “The Simpsons.” (Glitterati)
Angelina Jolie doesn’t understand why people don’t want to be depressed at the movies. (Evil Beet)
Amy Winehouse has room to stash a bottle of gin in her weave. (Holy Moly)
A First Birthday complete with promises to sell out. My kinda guy. (IBBB)
On a more loving note, I would personally like to thank those who emailed me about the obviously fake Lohan video below. It’s rather gratifying that so many took the time to call me an idiotic asshole. In the meantime, Lohan’s latest meltdown has given me the same involuntary tics that the whole stupid Paris Hilton returning-to-jail routine did, so I’m going to postpone the actual feature (an interview!) that was going to go up for Friday. In its place will be total crap and, at some point, reference to a movie review.
