Chloe Sevigny regrets performing the fellatio scene on Vincent Gallo in The Brown Bunny because her agents dropped her immediately following the film’s release and now everyone thinks she’s a whore. We regret watching that particular scene. (Starpulse)
Karl Lagerfeld is pissed that Courtney Love is wearing some Chanel piece of crap that he designed. (Dirty Disher)
Anne Heche and that new guy had sex in an airplane bathroom. Celebitchy and I also seem to have a practice in common. (Celebitchy)
Jeff Goldblum has gone and gotten himself a good, old-fashioned stalker. (Glitterati)
The Victoria’s Secret models are very actively promoting some new irrelevant brassiere that no one notices because everyone is looking at the the models themselves. Sweet irony. (The Blemish)
Britney Spears is wearing a mysterious ring on her wedding ring finger. Did you ever imagine we’d root for her to reconcile with KFed? (Evil Beet)
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How did you see The Brown Bunny? Was it any good? I hear it’s supposed to be pretty bad.
I imagine Chloe Sevigny’s scene was extremely tasteful.
Daniel, I haven’t seen the entire movie, but there are certain clips circulating on the internet. However, I suggest you refrain from Googling, because Vincent Gallo’s impending “O” face will sicken you for life.