Nicole Kidman without the botox and root job. (CS)
Kiefer Sutherland is free to fight the terrorists again. (Celebitchy)
Keira Knightley is just terribly exhausted. Poor thing. (Ayyyy!)
Amy Winehouse caught smoking crack on video. (PB)
Lindsay Lohan’s ass at large. (CR)
Olivia Newton John has had some work done. (GB)
Christopher Noth finally gave birth, or something like that. (POTP)
Melissa George looks like a big used tampon. (MS)
Congratulations, Lindsay Lohan: You suck. (HO)
Classic Week kicks off with The Apartment, Breakfast At Tiffany’s, and The Wild Bunch. (Pajiba)
