Dita Von Teese: Plum-coloured burlesque. (UMC)
Jason Davis achieves the impossible dream. (CS)
George Clooney: Innocence Lost. (Celebitchy)
Victoria Beckham or Paris Hilton’s guru: Who whore it better? (Ayyyy!)
Steve Sanders is a stud muffin! (IBBB)
Victoria Beckham is richer than you and everyone you know — combined. (TB)
Silver For Gold: The Odyssey of Edie Sedgwick. (PB)
Anne Heche might go fully nude. (GB)
Shia LaBeouf is badass to the max. (EB)
Winnie-mutha-uckin-Cooper: ‘Nuff said. (DR)
The Bank Job: Scandals & Coverups make for ridiculous entertainment. (Pajiba)
How Totally 80s Are You? Find your inner freakazoid robot. (LG)
