Attention, Robert Pattinson: Seriously, there will never be a better time to decide that you’re gay. (GB)
Chris Brown is single. Any, uh, volunteers? (CS)
Angelina Jolie rightfully creeped out by Octomom. (CB)
Eminem & Dr. Dre: I love their new single! (POTP)
Intruders Spotted at the Oscar gifting suite. (IBBB)
Gemma Atkinson: Britain’s Sexiest Singleton. (Yeeeah!)
Jimmy Kimmel: Who is he fucking this year? (SOMG)
Donna Martin unleashed from silicone prison. (WIMB)
Gwyneth forgot to read GOOP before dressing. (PB)
Miley Cyrus sued for $4 billion by racist Asians. (AG)
Minka Kelly starts your morning off right. (CO)
AnnaLynne McCord does another pussy photo op. (TB)
Bar Refaeli works her kickass rack for the NYSE. (Ayyyy!)
7 Sci-Fi Inventions That Are Way Past Due: How about a topless Summer Glau robot? (TR)
