Johnathon Schaech NSFW: Just in case you were gonna answer that awful “personal ad.” (OMGB)
La Lohan’s cracked-out lesbian booty call. (CS)
Kirstie Alley’s willfully-blind, batshit-crazy Scientology march against psychiatry. (CB)
Original Failure Model Chick: Cameltoe alert. (IBBB)
Famous Encounters: Christian Bale… winks? (Pajiba)
Robert Downey Jr. can’t save Sherlock Holmes. (SOMG)
Brad & Angelina & Jen: Latest tabloid lies. (PB)
Gwyneth: Nourishing the inner self? HA ha ha. (Jewssip)
Anna Faris is a bad influence on small children. (AG)
To Flash Or Not To Flash? Socialite’s dilemma. (Ayyyy!)
Alyssa Milano sends sexy text message to Giant. (GB)
Eliza Dushku welcomes you to topless dollhouse. (CO)
How to Turn a Robot Evil, In 9 Easy Steps: Just think, Microsoft is almost halfway there. (io9)
