Hilary Duff: Video shoot. Lots of outfits. Scroll! (UMC)
Paula Abdul Fan kills herself outside lush’s house. (CS)
Madonna thinks she can out-direct Guy Ritchie. (CB)
Maggie Gyllenhall & Dude: Then & now. (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter: Midget clothes & Punky power! (IBBB)
Justin Timberlake gets all Machiavellian & shit. (POTP)
Victoria Beckham’s hair is lookin’ far too manly. (GB)
Not Britney Spears: Just a photoshopped cyborg. (LAR)
Amy Winehouse has nasty rash; no sobriety. (SOMG)
Lydia Hearst poses “artistically” for fashion. (RR)
Wax On, Wax Off: Miyagi turns over in his grave. (DR)
Nicky Hilton vs. Katie Holmes: Polka-dotted hell. (AG)
Jennifer Aniston: Forever Hollywood’s woman scorned. (PB)
Kristanna Loken: Crazy eyes & leathery camel toe. (IDWYL)
Repo! The Genetic Opera will give emo boys lonely boners. (Pajiba)
The Top 10 Movie Douchebags: “I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you’re not sure whether or not you like yet.” (Spike)
