Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: A sign of things to come. (Pajiba)
Robert Redford got married to Sibylle Szaggars. (CS)
Bridget Jones is back. What about another Mark Darcy & Daniel Cleaver fistfight? (CB)
Lily Allen dresses up like a topless bunny. (Yeeeah!)
Mark Wahlberg’s immortal six-pack. Yum! (SOMG)
Tony Romo makes an FOD (Funny or Die) video. (AG)
Weirdest Hairdos Ever: Seriously, I would know. (Ayyyy!)
Tel-Aviv: The new KKK getaway? Bizarre! (Heeb)
Jennifer Aniston will have her revenge. Uncool? (PB)
Justin Timberlake on Rob Pattinson: “God loved him more than me.” (GB)
The Baddest Bad Guys: Which actor has had the most evil-soaked movie resume of all? Hint: It’s not Malkovich or DeNiro. (Premiere)
