Arthur Fonzarelli does birthdays; Bar Mitzvahs. (SOMG)
Neil Patrick Harris takes a leak; leaves mic on. (CS)
Ashton Kutcher is whining & we don’t care. (CB)
Denial: Mothers are always the last to know. (OMGB)
Jessica Alba shows her crack. Nice tattoo. (TB)
Martha Stewart’s coolest guest since Snoop Dogg. (PB)
Ashlee Simpson is a damn hypocrite. (POTP)
Metallica Fan peed on by policeman at concert. (GB)
Scarlett Johansson’s deep thoughts about nipples. (AB)
Spencer Pratt tries for street cred. Haha! (WIMB)
Mischa Barton sacrifices sleep for recession. (Ayyyy!)
Top 10 Sexiest Pairs of Lips: Smackalicious. (CR)
Joaquin Phoenix is a sooper genius, yo. (Yeeeah!)
World War Z Concept Art is rockin’ the Battle Of Yonkers (io9)
