Hawaii Mystery Ass: Attached to a bad haircut. (UMC)
Kristen Bell shows off the belly button. (Yeeeah!)
Another Lohan goes to prison for fraud. (CB)
O.J. Simpson totally got his ass kicked. (CS)
Sadistic Fashion Designers: That’s just mean. (Ayyyy!)
Naomi Campbell got herself a sugar daddy. (LAR)
The Many Faces of Jessica Simpson: Gah! (TB)
Demi Moore’s really nasty party trick. (WIMB)
The King of Pop: Then & Now. (PB)
Sienna Miller has a hottie sister too. (RR)
Katy Perry desperately needs attention. (IDWYL)
Shannen Doherty: Welcome back, bitch. (POTP)
The Vatican: Not so much into amphibians. (DB)
Kylie Minogue pulls a Freddie Mercury onstage. (GB)
Madonna won’t get dressed for your stupid airport. (SOMG)
Paris Hilton Gives Bad Head: Don’t shoot the messenger. (CR)
Sarah Palin makes this election about more than blowing shit up. (DR)
10 Scary Zombie Killing Weapons: For that inevitable date in the future… (GM)
