Mystery Ass: One that often wins by default. (WWTDD)
Paris Hilton: Officially the worst celebrity role model. (CS)
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are renegotiating their “Who Wears The Heels?” policy! (CB)
Heidi Montag demonstrates implant massage? (POTP)
Demi Moore sparks bikini photo copycat trend. (SOMG)
Elvis, Priscilla & Douchebag: Unspeakable triangle. (lolebrity)
James Franco is a total masturbation addict. (AG)
Lady Gaga wears disgusting meat bikini. Yummy. (GB)
Katy Perry: Afraid of the dark? Bitch, please. (PB)
10 Movies You’d Never Want To Watch With Your Parents: Also, Chasing Amy. (Pajiba)
7 Scientific Reasons A Zombie Outbreak Would (Quickly) Fail: Believe! (Cracked)
