Christopher Walken: Test your knowledge of the creepy-cool actor. (Liquid Generation)
Lindsay Lohan feels like the asshole. Agreed. (Celebrity Smack)
Lily Allen shocked to be treated like a normal citizen. (Celebitchy)
Jessica Alba’s nipples are excellent actresses. (CityRag)
Keira Knightley has flare to spare. (Glitterati)
Leonardo DiCaprio on a rollercoaster. (Daily Stab)
Victoria Beckham will don a fat suit for television. (Queen Of Snark)
Batman: The Dark Knight will have a cameo appearance by a sexy politico. (KIsP)
Britney Spears and her vagina will lipsynch at the VMAs. (IBBB)
The Last Legion features Colin Firth in the most ridiculous outfit since the hand-knitted reindeer sweater in Bridget Jones. Damn. (Pajiba)
