Mystery Ass: This one has heart. Awwwww. (CO)
Angelina Jolie Nailed By Abby Elliot: She’s good. (CS)
Timberlake & Efron jealous of Rob Pattinson. (CB)
Lindsay Lohan has “cat whiskers” on her crotch. (IBBB)
A Prince Harry Lookalike gets all the fly tail. (OMGB)
Matt LeBlanc: Before he was famous! (SOMG)
Paris Hilton sure does dance kinda funky. (POTP)
Lourdes Leon has more style than Madonna. (PB)
Annie Leibovitz sorta has her way with Obama. (LAR)
Kate Hudson uses a portable liposuction kit? (GB)
Michael Phelps is v. sorry he got caught tokin.’ (AG)
Carmen Electra outboobs Jenny McCarthy. (Ayyyy!)
New In Town, Taken, & The Uninvted: Pick your poison, bitches. (Pajiba)
Elvis Has Left The Planet: Sci-Fi’s explanations for what happened to the Presley pelvis. (io9)
