Will Avril Lavigne figure out how to remove her jacket while swimming? Eventually, yes. (The Blemish)
Retro Alicia Silverstone: Hot and Clueless. (CS)
Katie Holmes is finally embarrassed by Tom Cruise. (Celebitchy)
Tom Petty or Mischa Barton: Who wore it mo’ better? (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter: Extenders and Ease. (IBBB)
Katherine Heigl: All that bitching paid off. (HO)
Oprah Winfrey. Is. CleoFATra. (KIsP)
Ethan Hawke has impregnated the nanny. (GB)
David Beckham: Just because he’s hot! (POTP)
Amy Winehouse makes a great waitress. (CR)
Tom Cruise Hubbard Racing Team : Sponsored by Scientology. (DR)
Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography: Will Zombies or Scientolgists win the race to the apocalypse? (Pajiba)



















