Playboy Mansion and its mandatory biweekly orgy nights . . . complete with cheerleaders. (Celebitchy)

Hugh Hefner is also recruiting in the beauty pageant department. (Evil Beet)

Victoria Beckham and her massive rack have arrived in the United States. (Dlisted)

Jennifer Love Hewitt put her dog on Prozac. This begs the question – who really needs some therapy in this situation? (Starpulse)

Orlando Bloom is still looking pretty damn gay in Pirates Of The Caribbean: Part Whatever. (Spank Cheeks)

David Beckham finds no mercy with the Crack Young Staff. (Hatemonger’s Quarterly)

Justin Timberlake either is genius enough to turn his liabilities into marketable assets, or he is just a poser enveloped within an extremely lucid casting framework. (Pajiba)